5 obvious warnings

1. Don't use your car as a boat.
2. People can't fly so you probably shouldn't try.
3. As much as you want to do whatever you want, we have laws.
4. Speedo's are not for everyone.
5. You probably shouldn't look down a loaded gun barrel even though a lot of people do.

Chickes crossing the road

1. The chicken saw a job opening and decided to apply because of the high unemployment and decline in the economy.
2. The chicken noticed a hen across the road that looked fairly attractive and was giving him the eye.
3. By divine intervention, the chicken was struck by the thought that he needed to get across the road, or he might never make it to chicken heaven.
4. Slowly gaining on the chicken was a wolf who had a phobia of crossing streets.....so he crossed the road.
5. Chickens are spontanious creatures who like to cross roads.

Best Reasons For Doing Nothing

-Snow Days
-You get tired of doing something
-Playing Games
-Checking Email
-Disney Channel
-Watching Movies
-You just get bored

Never, Notta, Ain't gonna happen, Yeah right, Naw, Nope, Absolutely not, Whatever, Heck naw, Most definetly not, Not in a million years, You wish

Silly

Silly are girls who throw themselves at guys when they know that things will end for the worse. They refuse to believe that young men need their space. These girls care not for what men need or want but for their own gains. This is not because they want the man to be happy but because they want to be happy. This is a terribly confusing concept.