5 obvious warnings

1. Don't use your car as a boat.
2. People can't fly so you probably shouldn't try.
3. As much as you want to do whatever you want, we have laws.
4. Speedo's are not for everyone.
5. You probably shouldn't look down a loaded gun barrel even though a lot of people do.

Chickes crossing the road

1. The chicken saw a job opening and decided to apply because of the high unemployment and decline in the economy.
2. The chicken noticed a hen across the road that looked fairly attractive and was giving him the eye.
3. By divine intervention, the chicken was struck by the thought that he needed to get across the road, or he might never make it to chicken heaven.
4. Slowly gaining on the chicken was a wolf who had a phobia of crossing streets.....so he crossed the road.
5. Chickens are spontanious creatures who like to cross roads.

Best Reasons For Doing Nothing

-Snow Days
-You get tired of doing something
-Playing Games
-Checking Email
-Disney Channel
-Watching Movies
-You just get bored

Never, Notta, Ain't gonna happen, Yeah right, Naw, Nope, Absolutely not, Whatever, Heck naw, Most definetly not, Not in a million years, You wish

Silly

Silly are girls who throw themselves at guys when they know that things will end for the worse. They refuse to believe that young men need their space. These girls care not for what men need or want but for their own gains. This is not because they want the man to be happy but because they want to be happy. This is a terribly confusing concept.

Women

Women are the hardest thing in the world to understand. I have only lived for 18 years but if I live to be 100 I dont think that I'll understand them any better. Sometimes you get so close to knowing what they want and then they go and do something totally unexpected. It irritates me so much and at the same time makes me smile. I cant explain with words how they make me feel but they are truly amazing.

Thoughts

Lately, Im getting really restless. I don't know if its because Im not satisfied with the life I have or if its just that sort of restlessness that everyone gets before going to college. I feel like I should be doing something important with my life and I don't know where to start. I want to take a trip or vacation or something in search of something new. I want to do something really fun that I've never done before. Before college, I think I should take a road trip to the ocean and back just to feel that sense of freedom that Im longing for.