March 16

Why are women so hard to understand? I NEVER can understand anything they say. I always get what my mom says but when it comes to younger women, I'm clueless. It almost seems that they have no rational thoughts at all. This seems somewhat extreme, but I can't help that women don't understand me and I don't understand them. How can they make you feel so great and then totally turn your world upside down? Its a mystery.

March 15

Today was kind of mediocre. I haven't been able to do anything fun in a while and its sort of getting to me. I went to church last sunday and listened to the preacher talk about false idols and found that I really enjoyed that particular sermon. He explained that false idols can be material objects as well as actual idols. This idea struck me when he said that because it is amazingly true. His ideas inspired me and caused me to think about life in a different way.

5 obvious warnings

1. Don't use your car as a boat.
2. People can't fly so you probably shouldn't try.
3. As much as you want to do whatever you want, we have laws.
4. Speedo's are not for everyone.
5. You probably shouldn't look down a loaded gun barrel even though a lot of people do.

Chickes crossing the road

1. The chicken saw a job opening and decided to apply because of the high unemployment and decline in the economy.
2. The chicken noticed a hen across the road that looked fairly attractive and was giving him the eye.
3. By divine intervention, the chicken was struck by the thought that he needed to get across the road, or he might never make it to chicken heaven.
4. Slowly gaining on the chicken was a wolf who had a phobia of crossing streets.....so he crossed the road.
5. Chickens are spontanious creatures who like to cross roads.

Best Reasons For Doing Nothing

-Snow Days
-You get tired of doing something
-Playing Games
-Checking Email
-Disney Channel
-Watching Movies
-You just get bored

Never, Notta, Ain't gonna happen, Yeah right, Naw, Nope, Absolutely not, Whatever, Heck naw, Most definetly not, Not in a million years, You wish

Silly

Silly are girls who throw themselves at guys when they know that things will end for the worse. They refuse to believe that young men need their space. These girls care not for what men need or want but for their own gains. This is not because they want the man to be happy but because they want to be happy. This is a terribly confusing concept.