Chickes crossing the road

1. The chicken saw a job opening and decided to apply because of the high unemployment and decline in the economy.
2. The chicken noticed a hen across the road that looked fairly attractive and was giving him the eye.
3. By divine intervention, the chicken was struck by the thought that he needed to get across the road, or he might never make it to chicken heaven.
4. Slowly gaining on the chicken was a wolf who had a phobia of crossing streets.....so he crossed the road.
5. Chickens are spontanious creatures who like to cross roads.